How To.. Solicit A Booty Call.. Via Text!?

I am #DEAD at ehow posting a real live article entitled “How To Write A Text Message Booty Call”.. a title that makes no sense for a subject that needs no instruction..

What is the most natural act for a human being!? Sex..

So why is it not natural to bargain for, ask for, commission, solicit.. etc. sex?!!?

It’s not that deep.. seriously.. just say “hey, lets get it in tonight” and be done with it!!

Okay, no, seriously.. why does it have to be so difficult.. one of ehow’s pieces of advice is to “leave something to the imagination” like “what are you doing tonight” rather than “lets hook up”.. umm.. PLEASE.. if you are soliciting a booty call.. it oughtta be with someone you’ve gotten it in with thus making the subletly of it all unnecessary!

There is no science to getting sex from someone you’ve already gotten it from.. and if it’s a first time thing.. all you need is a little finesse.. but definitely not instructions or tips..

However, iDigress.. read the ehow tips and cackle if you please..

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