The (self) Pleasure Principle

Look! Batteries Included

I was at my local Walgreens the other day.. perusing the tampon/family planning aisle and what do I notice!? Self massagers.. at the Walgreens though!? I was taken aback! There was once a time when vibes were a secret little toy put in a drawer or box that could only be purchased with a low ball cap on at some seedy.. okay you get the point.. they were taboo..

As I was reflecting on this.. I realized, although the product was being displayed as a “personal” massager.. it wasn’t meant really for self pleasure, but for couples play.. okay.. so you’ll still have to grab that ball cap.. but WHY!?

What is soooo wrong with a little self pleasure now and then!? Clearly I am talking about the ladies here.. men talk about “rubbing one out” all the damn time.. but ask a woman about masturbation..

And all of a sudden she’s mf’n Sis. Mary Joseph!?! Girl Bye.

Giving yourself a little “me” time is nothing to be ashamed or embarassed or.. anything about!! It helps to relieve stress and give yourself some time between “visits”.. it’s like one of those sudden start-stop storms during a drought..

Just a few benefits of masturbation for women according to the “Sexpert” Yvonne K Fulbright

  1.  Building her resistance to yeast infections.
  2. Combating pre-menstrual tension and other physical conditions associated with their menstrual cycles, like cramps.
  3. Relieving painful menstruation by increasing blood flow to the pelvic region. This will also reduce pelvic cramping and related backaches.
  4. Relieving chronic back pain and increasing her threshold for pain.

If pain relief isn’t enough for you:

  1. You won’t have to deal with the games and drama that often come along with being sexually active
  2. No emotional ties.. or upsets
  3. You won’t catch any STDs
  4. YOU CAN’T GET PREGNANT

And if that’s still not good enough reason.. the more you get to know your own body.. the better partner you will be.. you will understand what you want, like and dislike and in turn be more willing to please your partner..

This is clearly the best benefit.. I mean.. who wants to be the beat that stinks!? Yeah I didn’t think so..

So either use the gifts God gave you your hand, dumbass or find that nice little adult shop and get to gettin! And leave the ball cap at home.. I mean.. everybody does it!

 

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